Fairfax Police just ARRESTED a Falls Church man they claim robbed a massage parlor in Springfield. Actually, the full list of charges are Robbery, Strangulation, two counts of Abduction by Force, and Use of a Firearm in the Commission of a Felony.
Of all the types of arrests we think might happen at a massage parlor, robbery isn't one of them. The GOOGLE REVIEWS of this place suggest that other activities go on there. We can't confirm or deny that, nor would we suggest that they do. But we question why someone would rob a rub and tug place. People are supposed to leave those places happy, not choking people and pointing guns at them.
Fun fact: under Virginia Law, the Class 6 Felony of strangulation under §18.2-51.6 is only a crime if you do it "without consent." If you want to do a little strangulation, please be sure to get consent (preferably written). Call us if you have any questions about that. We don't judge.