New lawsuit alert.

A Florida man is suing Dunkin' Donuts for a Number 2 Mishap.  According to REPORTS, an unfortunate soul was handling his business at Dunkin when the toilet malfunctioned.  And by malfunctioned, we're not talking about about a clogged toilet.  It's alleged that the toilet exploded, leaving the man “covered with debris, including human feces and urine.” 

Now ok.  When you gotta go, you gotta go.  We're not sure if it's a violation of some kind of social compact to refrain from dropping a duce at a donut shop though.  It's certainly a violation of a social compact to have toilets that splatter people with poop.  If true, of course. 

 The donut eater is asking for $50,000 and legal fees.  We suppose that's not unreasonable for ALLEGEDLY getting splatter with feces.  

If you've been splatted with feces and need a free legal consult, stop by our office for free legal consultation.   Bathe thoroughly three times before coming over.